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One of the services provided to us by the fine "soon to be Minions" at our Web-Hosting Company is a document of statistics on how EvilSponge is doing. This document tells us what pages got the most hits, and what phrases that, when entered into search engines, hit Evilsponge.org.

And let me tell you, people search for the wierdest things! The Minions and i have no end of entertainment reading these lists, and so we thought that we would share some highlights with you.

 

 


 

Humorous Search Phrases

These are the best of the lot. And remember -- someone actually ran this search, got a link to an EvilSponge page and clicked that link. Yes, all of these were followed! Just click the phrase to see what page this lucky surfer got!

 
     
  Search Phrase  
  arab women fart  
  unisex concert restroom  
  Levi Stubbs Bands
 
  how guitars first changed teenagers
 
  how to make paper lions
 
  belgian hymns  
  octopus, where they live  
  pointy shoe factory  
  hubcap wrench  
  REM concert audio exchange  
  Top 10 Lounge Songs  
  critique on R. Kelly concerts  
  minion with a mission  
  Interpol does not sound like Joy Division  
  help making hip hop beats on keyboards  
  Death Metal Girl With a High Pitched Voice  
  indiebopper  
  Quickly moving singing dancing music  
  where eskimos from  
  what the heck is splint?! no really  
  Cool but weird stuff in mars  
  elephant ass  
  dark & depressing shit  
  cute quotes by teens  
  i hate Trading Spaces  
  chicks in the hood  
  Don Henley Leather and Lace  
  I think your tractor's sexy  
  black & white lipstick  
  people named Louie  
  Classic Rock with Laser Noises in It  
  woo-hoo rockateens  
  no panty line surprise  
  coffee grinder reviews  
  what do I need to do to become a cheerleader?  
  does any other country play football?  
  anti-pitchforkmedia  
  variety playhouse sucks  
  pink floyd echo track time  
  tinny guitar rock  
  getting laid in Phoenix  
  secret Albini  
  starring Robert Smith  
  corporate logos funny  
  rock medieval concert  
  the secret to good curry  
  Versus hates Sonic Youth  
  tall tip toes  
     


         
 

Most Popular Pages

Every few weeks we tally the number of hits we get, and figure out which pages our readers enjoy most.

 
         
  Month   Top 3 Most Popular Pages  
         
  December 2005  
  1. Album: Sincerely by Black Lipstick
  2. EP: Violet by The Birthday Massacre
  3. EP: EP1 by Black Love
 
  November 2005  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. EP: Electric Sex by Bang! Bang!
  3. Album: Young American Primitive by Young American Primitive
 
  July 2005  
  1. Festival: Corndogorama 2004.
  2. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  3. EP: Violet by The Birthday Massacre
 
  June 2005  
  1. Festival: Corndogorama 2004.
  2. EP: Violet by The Birthday Massacre
  3. Album: Tilly and the Wall by Tilly and the Wall
 
  May 2005  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. Concert: GANG OF FOUR w/ The Departure on Sun.23.Jan.05
  3. Album: Cost Of Living by Sharks and Minnows
 
  January 2005  
  1. Television: Battlestar Galactica 2003
  2. Album: Tilly and the Wall by Tilly and the Wall
  3. Album: The Four Kingdoms Of by Black Lipstick
 
  December 2004  
  1. Album: Tilly and the Wall by Tilly and the Wall
  2. Album: Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board by Sharks and Minnows
  3. Television: Battlestar Galactica 2003
 
  November 2004  
  1. Album: Tilly and the Wall by Tilly and the Wall
  2. Album: Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board by Sharks and Minnows
  3. Concert: I CAN LICK ANY S.O.B. IN THE HOUSE w/ The Cogburns on Mon.11.Oct.04
 
  October 2004  
  1. Album: Tilly and the Wall by Tilly and the Wall
  2. Concert: JULIAN COPE on Sun.26.September.04
  3. Concert: MOGWAI w/ Bardo Pond on Tues.19.June.01
 
  September 2004  
  1. Television: Nip/Tuck
  2. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  3. Album: Tilly and the Wall by Tilly and the Wall
 
  June 2004  
  1. Television: Nip/Tuck
  2. Album: Fixed:Content by Labradford
  3. Album: Far Away Trains Passing By by Ulrich Schnauss
 
  May 2004  
  1. Album: Fixed:Content by Labradford
  2. Album: Mantra of Love by Acid Mothers Temple
  3. Album: Far Away Trains Passing By by Ulrich Schnauss
 
  April 2004  
  1. Album: These Are Good Times by The High Strung
  2. Album: Elesgiem by Lowsunday
  3. Album: Rejoicing in the Hands by Devendra Banhart
 
  March 2004  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  3. Album: Fixed:Content by Labradford
 
  January 2004  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  3. Concert: THE WOGGLES w/ Catfight! on 5.July.00
 
  December 2003  
  1. Concert: Pere Ubu on 27.Sept.02
  2. Album: Rock Bottom by The Kiss Offs
  3. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
 
  November 2003  
  1. Movie: Secretary
  2. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  3. TV: Nip/Tuck
 
  October 2003  
  1. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  2. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  3. Album: KIDNEY THIEVES w/ Vagenius, Stolen Babies, and Lunachild live on 20.Feb.03
 
  September 2003  
  1. Concert: THE DEATHRAY DAVIES w/ French Toast on 27.Mar.03
  2. EP: Bugman by French Toast
  3. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
 
  August 2003  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. Album: Bam Bam Bam by Junior Varsity
  3. Concert: THE DEATHRAY DAVIES w/ French Toast on 27.Mar.03
 
  JUly 2003  
  1. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  2. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  3. Album: Converted Thieves by Black Lipstick
 
  June 2003  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. Concert: THE DEATHRAY DAVIES w/ French Toast on 27.Mar.03
  3. Album: Sexy Losers by The High Score
 
  April 2003  
  1. Album: Give Up by The Postal Service
  2. Album: Time (the Revelator) by Gillian Welch
  3. Album: Bam Bam Bam! by Junior Varsity
 
  March 2003  
  1. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  2. Album: Time (the Revelator) by Gillian Welch
  3. TV Event/Movie: Live From Baghdad
 
  September 2002  
  1. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  2. Album: Way Out by The Possibilities
  3. Concert: MASERATI w/ Moreland Audio and Paper Lions on Fri.8.Feb.02
 
  August 2002  
  1. Album: The 4 Kingdoms Of by Black Lipstick
  2. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  3. Concert: HOOD w/ cLOUDEAD and DNTel on Wed.27.Mar.02
 
  June 2002  
  1. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  2. Album: Time (the Revelator) by Gillian Welch
  3. Album: Veni Vidi Vicous by The Hives
 
  Feb 2002  
  1. Concert: THE DEATHAY DAVIES w/ Centro-matic on Thu.20.Sept.01
  2. Album: The Sound Of Space by Hypnotech 3
  3. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
 
  January 2002  
  1. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  2. Album: Change by The Dismemberment Plan
  3. Album: Mass Romantic by The New Pornographers
 
  December 2001  
  1. Album: Time (the Revelator) by Gillian Welch
  2. Album: Azure Ray by Azure Ray
  3. Film: But I'm a cheerleader
 
         


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