| When you get right down to it, i don't know anything about 
                  music. I mean, i can't tell what key a song is in to save my 
                  life. I have to strain to remember the notes that make up the 
                  musical scale. I can't read music at all. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing. It hasn't stopped 
                  me thus far in my calling as a Music Critic. What i do know, however, is cooking. Not like i am a master 
                  Chef or something, but you give me a basket of ingredients and 
                  a kitchen and i will create something you will enjoy eating. 
                  It's a skill that i have developed over time, i suppose. One thing that i have discovered in the kitchen is that the 
                  secret to good food is balance. Flavors and textures 
                  need to blended together in such a way that they compliment 
                  each other. There should be no war on the pallate! Which brings me, in a roundabout way, to the subject of This 
                  Is Not A Film. First, a few facts: 
                  Underwater are an electronic band, from Atlanta.They make a slow, somewhat melancholy sort of music, with 
                    funky beats, beautiful female vocals, and distorted guitars. 
                    I think the Bristish call this type of stuff "trip-hop". Think 
                    Portishead, with more emphasis on guitar and less on DJ scratching.This is their second album. It is the follow-up to 1998's 
                    I Could Lose. I really love this album. I have been listening to it almost 
                  daily since i got it at the 
                  benefit for Underwater's wounded guitarist. It moves me. 
                  It is, i think, the best thing i have heard in the past six 
                  months or so. I like the album so much that i dragged Tracers 
                  and Brillo (neither of whom 
                  are exactly fans of electronic music) to see the band perform 
                  in a record store. It's really a well done album. The recording seems just right. 
                  Melissa Mileski's voice whispers, wavers, and yelps at the appropraite 
                  times. Jeremy Wilkins plays his guitar with layers of fuzz, 
                  echo, and chorus. It flows in and out of focus, sometimes blurry, 
                  sometimes clear and precise. Beats float around the dueling 
                  melodic textures of her voice and his guitar. I can just sit 
                  and get lost in this album "That's all good and well", you say, "but what does this have 
                  to do with cooking?" I have been hard pressed to find something to say about it 
                  here under the ever-watchful eye of Brendan. And then, last 
                  week, i was blasting the album on my stereo (much to the annoyance 
                  of my neighbors i am sure) and cooking a good hearty curry in 
                  the kitchen. I was bopping along chopping veggies to the fast 
                  dance songs. Swaying back and forth over the wok during the 
                  dreamier numbers. You see i had this new jar of Patak's Brand 
                  Hot Biryani Paste and.... Well, nevermind about that. But as i was standing in my kitchen, tweaking spice additives 
                  to get my meal just right while This Is Not A Film 
                  played, it hit me: in a way, making music is like cooking. You 
                  have all kinds of elements, and the secret is to get them balanced 
                  just right. A little too much reverb can destry an album. 
                  Vocals mixed too high can destroy the beauty of a song. Too 
                  much cumin makes a curry inedible. It's all about balance. Given that, Underwater are like master chefs. In the two years 
                  since their last outing, the band have figured out how to get 
                  all of their ingredients, voice and guitar and beats, mixed 
                  just right. I really cannot think of any way that this album could be improved. 
                  It fulfills the promise of the entrie "trip-hop" genre: music 
                  that is passionate yet has a mechanical undertone. For example, there is a really nicely done (balanced) three 
                  song sweep towards the front of the album. Track 3, Canada 
                  builds tension through distorted beats and Mileski's relentless 
                  chanting of "There is no safety in numbers". This flows into 
                  E, a song of mournful keys, swirling guitars with a really 
                  nice use of delay, Mileski's voice singing forcefully, and crunchy 
                  industrial drum beats. This song builds to a nice drone and 
                  then flows seamlessly into Melc, which starts off really 
                  mellow and quiet with subdued vocal mutterings and then builds 
                  to fuzz once again. These three songs in combination are full of tension that builds, 
                  builds, and explodes. Organic guitars, sultry vocals, and mechanized 
                  rhythm combine fully here. It is what i expected Bowery Electric 
                  to achieve with their last album. 
                  Bowery Electric failed to fulfill their promise, but here, it 
                  is fully realized. In contrast to the complexity of some of the songs, Underwater 
                  also offer us I'll Say Your Name, which is the band stripped 
                  down to it's bare essentials: Mileski's voice and Wilkins guitar. 
                  This song is all slow delayed strumming and layers of Mileski's 
                  voice singing soft and slow. Truly Beautiful. Now with that said, i can make another comparison to cooking: 
                  no matter how well a meal is, there is always the subjective 
                  element of the end-user's taste involved. That is, many of my 
                  curries are too hot for some of my friends. Seeing a band perform 
                  when the drum beats are pouring out of a box confuses Brillo. 
                  Not too much you can do about it, but there you go. I have rated this album so highly because i think, within the 
                  confines of its genre, it is perfection. Not every song will 
                  appeal to everyone, but i think that there is something here 
                  for everyone. |