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Hello, i am Brendan Sponge. I would like to welcome you to EvilSponge, a cultural critique site. My minions have gathered together reviews of recorded music, live music, films, and television shows. Please feel free to peruse the site at your liesure. And check back regularly, as we post new reviews quite often.

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What's Coming?

Tue.23.Jun: Expect the latest LPs from Dinosaur Jr. and Tortoise to be in a store near you.
Tue.30.Jun: Casiotone For the Painfully Alone at The 529 Club.
Thu.2.Jul: The Orb at The Variety Playhouse.
Fri.3.Jul: Snowden at The EARL.
Thu.9.Jul: Aby Go-go at The Drunken Unicorn.
Mon.13.Jul: Sonic Youth at The Variety Playhouse.
Wed.29.Jul: Black Moth Super Rainbow at The Drunken Unicorn.
Sat.1.Aug: Twin Tigers and Abby Go-Go at Club 529.
Thu.13.Aug: Akron/Family at The EARL.
Thu.20.Aug: The Winter Sounds and Today The Moon, Tomorrow The Sun at
                 The Drunken Unicorn.
Tue.25.Aug: A new record from Mew will be released. Finally.
Mon.21.Sep: The Horrors at The EARL.
Thu.24.Sep: Asobi Seksu at The EARL.
Mon.28.Sep: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart at The EARL.

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What's New?

Sunday.21.June.2009
     Album: Holofon by Dorena
     Album: El Siete Es La Luz by French Teen Idol
     Album: Azar by Venice Is Sinking
     EP: The Natural Order of Things by Trespassers William

Sunday.31.May.2009
     Album: 3 Rounds and a Sound by Blind Pilot
     Album: Some of These Numbers Mean Something by Darkroom
     Album: Dyrdin by Dyrdin
     Album: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
     Concert: THE PAINS OF BEING PURE AT HEART w/ Zaza and Sealions on
                  Sunday.03.May.2009
     Concert: TODAY THE MOON, TOMMORROW THE SUN w/ Pistolero and Tendaberry on
                  Friday.08.May.2009
     EP: Options by Portal

Sunday.17.May.2009
     Album: Fits and Cycles by Cinemasophia
     Album: O + S by O + S
     Album: Tomorrow Today by Seeland
     Album: Thy Mighty Contract by Thy Mighty Contract
     Concert: WINDY & CARL w/ Benoît Pioulard, Lamb's Laughter, and Lyonnais on
                  Saturday.02.May.2009
     EP: Kingdom by Naam

Sunday.26.April.2009
     Album: Ray Guns Are Not Just the Future by The Bird and the Bee
     Album: Sunset Over Saxapahaw by The Good Graces
     Album: The Mountain by Heartless Bastards
     Album: Afterhours in the Afterlife by Voyager One
     Album: Arrivals by Worriedaboutsatan
     Concert: THE POGUES on Monday.09.March.2009
     Concert: MY EDUCATION w/ Night Moves on Saturday.04.April.2009

Friday.11.April.2008
     It's here! It's here! Our review of the four days of mayhem in Texas known as South By SouthWest. This year we provide you with 17,040 words (that is about 20 pages, single-spaced, in MS Word) and 136 photos (edited down from 1200). This is a lot of content, so please be patient with the pages as they will take a while to load. Enjoy:
     Day 1 featuring Dancer vs. Politician, Twin Tigers, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Vivian Girls, Harlem Shakes, Themselves, Fol Chen, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, A Armada, The Besties, Rotary Downs, Venice is Sinking, My Education, Maserati
     Day 2 featuring O + S, The Carrots, Death is not a Joyride, Foot Patrol, Azeda Booth, Ohbijou, My Latest Novel, Tungsten Coil, That Petrol Emotion
     Day 3 featuring Winter Sounds, Ulrich Schnauss, Longview, The Union Trade, Western Keys, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, School of 7 Bells, Ladyfinger, O + S, Lonely Deart, Headlights, Asobi Seksu
     Day 4 featuring Natccu, Great Northern, Low Line Caller, Peel, Scotland Yard Gospel Choir, The Love Me Nots, Efterklang, An Horse, Lou Barlow, Say Hi, The Rosebuds
    Extra: Photo gallery.
I thank all of our loyal readers for their patience as we prepared this massive, in-depth, review of a long event. I have been working my pseudopods to their calcium cores over this for the past three weeks! I am glad that, finally, SxSW09 is complete.

Sunday.29.March.2009
     Album: Somewhere in Blue by Deena
     Album: Mother by Susumu Yokota
     Compilation: A Psychedelic Guide to Monsterism Island
     Foreshadowing: We are hard at work on the SxSW09 review, gentle readers, so be patient.
                           We saw 45 bands, taking 9 pages of notes and 1200 pictures! It's a lot
                           to sort through, but we expect to have our usual lengthy and photo-heavy
                           commentary ready by next weekend. We thank you for your patience.

Sunday.8.March.2009
     7": Marble Gods b/w Big Waves by Sad Day For Puppets
     Album: Hush by Asobi Seksu
     Album: Home Free by The Besties
     Album: Cranes by Cranes
     Album: White Flag by Madeline
     Album: Insult to Injury by The Nightingales
     Album: Oohs and Aahs by Say Hi
     Concert: MAGAZINE on Saturday.14.February.2009
     Concert: JUPITER WATTS on Sunday.1.March.2009
     Download EP: Without You I'm Napping my Japanese Gum

Sunday.15.February.2009
     Album: Lower by Calder
     Album: We Have Cause to be Uneasy by Wild Sweet Orange
     Concert: IAN MCNABB w/ Black Swan Lane on Monday.01.December.2008
     Cross-Posting: Back in the last posting of 2008, we noted that writer Brett Spaceman had
                         left us to found his own online webzine. We cross-posted a few of his reviews,
                         and to return the favor he posted our review of the 3:19 soundtrack. The
                         Spaceman's new gig is called [sic] Magazine, and is worth checking out.
     Split Album: Magnitogorsk by Port-Royal and Absent Without Leave

Sunday.1.February.2009
     12": Spiegel im Spiegel by My Education vs. Dälek
     Album: A Long Way From Home by Black Swan Lane
     Concert: THE ROSEBUDS w/ Love Language and The Preakness on Monday.01.December.2008
     Concert: THE ONLY ONES on Saturday.24.January.2009

Sunday.18.January.2009
     7": Me and Mary b/w Breathe Into Glass by Asobi Seksu
     Album: Baby Teeth by Feeding Fingers

Monday.12.January.2009
     7": Library b/w Call the Incredible by Seeland
     Album: Miracle Kicker by Dark Captain Light Captain
     Best Of Lists: Malimus lists some albums he enjoyed.
     Concert: JULIAN COPE (busking tour) on Wednesday.29.October.2008
     Concert: SNOWDEN w/ Abby GoGo and Carnivores on Saturday.29.November.2008
     Concert: POLVO w/ Highland Space and The Liverhearts on Friday.5.December.2008

Thursday.1.January.2009
Another year over and done with. We have gathered together our thoughts on the year 2008 for your reading pleasure.
     Best Of Lists: Gumdrop discusses 10 songs that moved her.
     Best Of Lists: Indoor Miner raves about seeing his musical hero play on a street corner,
                        and also lists albums, singles, and concert..

     Best Of Lists: Inspector Jason goes over every concert he saw in 2008, and also ranks
                        movies and albums.

     Best Of Lists: Mr. Pharmacist discusses music old, new, and timeless.
     Best Of Lists: PostLibyan discusses the music, movies, and blogs.
     Best Of Lists: Sunny discusses her favorite movies.
     Best Of Lists: Tracers waxes poetic on music live and recorded.

Sunday.28.December.2008
     Album: Awake by The Antiques
     Album: Temporary People by Joseph Arthur and the Lonely Astronauts
     Album: Pardon Me, Are Those Your Claws On My Back? by Faceless Werewolves
     Album: Death In Fiction by Ray
     Album: Polar Life by Sleeping Dog
     Album: Promised Land by Dar Williams
     Compilation: Ambient Not Not Ambient
     Cross-Posting: The current album reviews by Ray and The Antiques represent EvilSponge's
                         first attempt at collaboration. These reviews are composed by Brett
                         Spaceman, who is also involved with [sic], a rival webzine. EvilSpone is
                         cooperating with them, for now! These reviews are featured on both sites.
     EP: Hearts and Coffins by Old Ghost
     Foreshadowing: EvilSponge's "End of the Year" Listravaganza will be ready for your
                           hungover reading enjoyment on New Year's Day. (Well, later in the
                           day -- we Sponge's have to get over our hangover's as well!) Tune
                           in then to see what will the coveted "Alabaster Sponge" Award for
                          Album of the Year!
     Minion Debut: Tonight's posting also introduces new minion Gumdrop to our team. Make
                         her feel at home please. (And that actually means "be polite", if you
                         were wondering.)
     Soundtrack: 3:19 by Robin Guthrie

Sunday.7.December.2008
     Album: Youth Novels by Lykke Li
     Album: Confluence by Manual
     Album: Mantra by Slipstream
     Compilation: Kung Fu Super Sounds
     EP: The Goldest by The Goldest

Sunday.23.November.2008
     Album: After Summer by Pia Fraus
     Concert: THE WEDDING PRESENT w/ The Jealous Girlfriends on Tuesday.14.October.2008
     Concert: THE OCTOPUS PROJECT w/ Carnivores and So So Death on Sunday.19.October.2008
     Concert: THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS on Saturday.1.November.2008
     Concert: THE SUN AND THE MOON w/ Averkiou and Misfortune500 on Friday.7.November.2008
     Concert: FOR AGAINST w/ Springhouse and Twin Tigers on Saturday.8.November.2008
     Concert: M83 w/ School of Seven Bells on Tuesday.11.November.2008
     Concert: PARTS & LABOR w/ Tenth to the Moon on Friday.14.November.2008
     EP: Always on the Run by Florence Hall
     EP: Curious Faces / Violet Future by Twin Tigers

Sunday.8.November.2008
     Album: Beware Fashionable Women by Beware Fashionable Women
     Album: 4:13 Dream by The Cure
     Album: High Places by High Places
     Album: Fireproof by Dawn Landes
     Concert: STEREOLAB w/ Atlas Sound and The Harris Twins on Friday.26.September.2008
     Concert: WIRE w/ The Selmanaires on Sunday.12.October.2008
     Concert: GRABOIDS w/ This Piano Plays Itself on Friday.17.November.2008

Sunday.26.October.2008
     Album: Witches by Beatglider
     Album: Shade Side Sunny Side by For Against
     Album: Maybe They Will Sing For Us Tomorrow by Hammock
     Album: Life Like by The Rosebuds
     Concert: SAY HI w/ Jukebox the Ghost and Sleep Therapy on Wednesday.8.October.2008
     EP: Sing Me a Song by Taro Kawasaki
     EP: Stars by Ulrich Schnauss

Sunday.5.October.2008
     7": Jealous Enemies b/w Summer by Dark Captain Light Captain
     Album: Against the Dying of the Light by Avrocar
     Album: Black Sheep by Julian Cope
     Album: With Our Arms Wide Open We March Towards the Burning Sea by Glissando
     Concert: MOGWAI w/ Fuck Buttons on Monday.15.September.2008
     Concert: DEAD CONFEDERATE w/ Wax Fang and Twin Tigers on Saturday.20.September.2008
     Re-release: Snow Tires by Unbunny

Sunday.21.September.2008
     Album: The End of the New Country by Get Help
     Album: Ce Gil by Schengen
     Concert: XIU XIU w/ Evangelista and Common Eider, King Eider on Saturday.23.August.2008
     Concert: OH NO! OH MY! w/ Royal Bangs and Antenna Shoes on Monday.25.August.2008
     Concert: WILD SWEET ORANGE w/ What Made Milwaukee Famous and The Goldest
                  
on Thursday.11.September.2008
     Remix Album: Flared Up featuring various artists reinterpreting Port-Royal

 

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What's Happened?

Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2000.
Read about our Year 2000 Bests.
Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2001.
Read about our Year 2001 Bests.
Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2002.
Read about our Year 2002 Bests.
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Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2004.
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Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2005.
Read about our Year 2005 Bests.
Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2006.
Read about our Year 2006 Bests.
Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2007.
Read about our Year 2007 Bests.
Read about the updates as they occurred in the year 2008.
Read about our Year 2008 Bests.

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