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                Standing in the middle of The Star Bar on a 
                  Saturday night, I honestly had no clue how to open this review. 
                  I mean, I was having a great time, and enjoying the music but 
                  how could I convey that without my words coming off as ironic? 
                  But let’s step back for a moment and see how we got to this 
                  point. 
                You see, I heard Ceiling Fan were coming to play in Atlanta. 
                  I like Ceiling Fan: they’re one of my long time favorite Athens 
                  bands and I haven’t seen them in a long, long time. Furthermore, 
                  once I looked at The Star Bar’s schedule, I quickly realized 
                  that Ceiling Fan’s slightly geeky pop music didn’t really belong 
                  on the same bill with the headliners, the hard rocking Gargantua. 
                  Therefore, I really wanted to go the show, if only because I 
                  could envision a situation in which this very nice band was 
                  being heckled by some very upset metalheads. In short, I wanted 
                  to support the troops, so to speak. 
                Anyway, when we reached The Star Bar that night, an unknown 
                  (and unbilled) first band was playing. I quickly ascertained 
                  that they were called The Enigmatics, and after watching a couple 
                  of songs, I wasn’t really sure what to make of them. I suppose 
                  you could say they were sort of a nu metal band with lots of 
                  power chords and screaming vocals. And, from what I heard, they 
                  played competently enough. However, that wasn’t what I found 
                  interesting about this band. Instead, I was totally distracted 
                  by certain members’ looks. 
                I guess you might think from that sentence that I was standing 
                  in the middle of the Star Bar drooling or something. But no, 
                  it was instead the mismatch of imagery that I was faced with. 
                  For instance, the lead singer had the dyed black hair shaved 
                  on the side that one might expect from Sisters of Mercy circa 
                  1986. O.K., I’m good with the mid-80s thing. On the other hand, 
                  one of the other musicians had on a silver lame see-through 
                  shirt. And I found these disparate styles intriguing and funny 
                  and distracting. However, I have to confess that once I noticed 
                  the visuals, I don’t remember a damn thing about the music on 
                  the whole. 
                Anyway, after The Enigmatics left the stage, I moved closer 
                  to the front of the Star Bar, in order to support the band I 
                  had really come to see: Ceiling Fan. As I’ve stated before, 
                  I really like their blend of new wave geekiness combined with 
                  clever wordplay and an apparent appreciation for multiple musical 
                  styles. They’re a bouncy happy band that makes you want to dance 
                  and sing. Furthermore, from the various musical interludes in 
                  the songs as well as the different styles they play, you can 
                  tell that the three members of this band are exceedingly talented 
                  musicians who appreciate music for its own sake without being 
                  hemmed in by what they think they ought to do. 
                On this evening, I wasn’t disappointed at all by Ceiling Fan’s 
                  set. They played many of the older songs I recognized (such 
                  as I’m Boring and a couple of others that I don’t know 
                  the names of). And they quickly appeared to win over the slightly 
                  skeptical crowd: by the middle of their set even the hardcore 
                  metalheads were bouncing their heads in appreciation, especially 
                  to the Ben Spraker’s occasionally blistering guitar riffs. But 
                  the person who struck me that night was the bassist, who carried 
                  most of the melodies and certainly combined with the drums to 
                  drive everything along. It may have been because of the somewhat 
                  bass-heavy sound mix, but I definitely had a new appreciation 
                  for his skills after this set. Anyway, to top it everything 
                  off, they played Prince’s (I will) Never Take the Place of 
                  Your Man which holds the dubious distinction of being the 
                  only Prince song I really like. In short, it was a great set 
                  which went over very well. And, at some point, I look forward 
                  to a new release from these guys. 
                Finally Gargantua took the stage. Ah Gargantua. I’ve seen Gargantua 
                  before, and I thought they were quite entertaining in a hardcore 
                  old-time hard rock kind of way, which takes me back to the days 
                  of Motorhead and Black Sabbath and bands like that. I mean, 
                  it’s not what I’ll listen to at home or anything, but in concert 
                  with a bunch of people around you who are enjoying it, it’s 
                  fun. I supposed it may be an age thing: I personally believe 
                  that everyone of a certain age has an inner metalhead (and I 
                  also think that’s a good thing). 
                Anyway, as I said above, Gargantua took the stage and performed 
                  exactly as they ought to, to an apparent legion of appreciative 
                  fans. And I stood in The Star Bar and enjoyed myself and the 
                  music in a completely unironic sense whilst they played. And 
                  man, I had a good time. 
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