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                A sequel to the movie The Whole Nine Yards, 
                  and it doesn’t embarrass the first one. Again, I’ve got to qualify 
                  the rating: if you liked the previous one, add an extra sponge. 
                  If you never saw the first one, you could conceivably take a 
                  sponge away. It’s a comedy-action about ex-hit men, mobsters, 
                  dentists, kidnappings, sneaky plots, and con games. 
                In the end, it’s all the plots and games that make this movie 
                  less than it should be. Kapner wrote the original, so he has 
                  the voices of the characters down pat, and the actors were pretty 
                  much perfectly suited to those roles. Pollack’s original character 
                  is replaced with a makeup-and-prosthetic job so that he can 
                  play the original character’s father, and he winds up stealing 
                  the show. Willis has his funny lines, and still gets to do a 
                  little comic emoting. Perry plays his part well, as does Peet. 
                  And for once, Peet is not the nakedest person in the movie (thank 
                  God!). The interaction and timing are very well done, and the 
                  patter written for the characters is really entertaining. 
                Where this movie falls down is the story. It’s clear from the 
                  first twenty minutes that something sneaky is going on. The 
                  Whole Nine Yards was fun because you got to see everyone’s 
                  machinations and see them cause each other’s plans to screw 
                  up. In contrast, this time around, you are literally waiting 
                  until the credits to find out what is happening. As such, during 
                  the movie, you wonder, "Is that character really upset? Or is 
                  he doing this for the sake of whatever scam is clearly up but 
                  the writers feel that I’m unworthy to be let in on?" It’s frustrating 
                  and distracting. A simple re-write that clarified the details 
                  of the plot would have made this a much better movie, and another 
                  afternoon spent working around the problems would have been 
                  sufficient. As it is, things feel contrived. 
                It’s a shame, too, because everyone else was clearly giving 
                  this movie the effort it deserved. The first movie was a real 
                  unexpected treat since it didn’t have any reason at all to be 
                  as good as it was. In this one, you already know the characters, 
                  and were expecting good things from them. That part delivers, 
                  and it was sufficient for me to enjoy the film. It just so easily 
                  could have been better than what it was. 
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